Mustache Eggs

Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

MustafaAnimates

Chad YouTuber who has gone through hard times.

“MustafaAnimates is W!”
“No fuck you”
“Ate shoot and di”

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Mustafa

The ugliest kid in mid-school with a goofy ass.

mustafa

by anonymous April 27, 2023

Munster

Munster is a province in Ireland there is six counties in Munster Cork,Kerry,Clare,limerick,Tipperary and Waterford

Munster is a truly beautiful place to be!

I live in Munster

by Some 1 from Ireland July 7, 2023

mustafa oruzgani

The most hottest man in the world, all the girls want him and he is always running away from a crowd of every single day of his life. He can never catch a break because of how drop dead stunning he is!

Girl: Is that Mustafa Oruzgani?
Girl 2: OMGGGG HES SO CUTE AAAA *faints*

by kutiegamer27 July 11, 2023

muistens

The act of making toast at 8 a.m. before a meeting.

I’m muistens.

by Jammyman123 September 20, 2023

Must-Miss TV

Something that is not worth the effort. Does not apply exclusively to television shows, it refers to anything time-wasting, annoying, moronic, or even something that's "not your cup of tea." Derived from the National Broadcasting Company's slogan for their upcoming fall line-up of 1995: "Must-See TV."

President Biden is addressing the nation? Must-Miss TV.

Weaton and Scalzi? Must-Miss TV!

by n4zhg September 23, 2023