Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.

Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!

by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011

middle school

(noun) the gate to hell; the entrance to the pit of dispair. Not to be confused with high school - the actual hell and pit of despair.

Teacher: Middle school is a time for maturity and growing up.
Student: YO YO MS G. WADDUP PLAYA FITE ME FUCK U FGGT

Student2: Omg like I'm so depressed, I cut. Nice scars
Student3: Baka anime Baka ^_^
Student4: Dear god, I hate my age group
Student5: *making out with student6*
Student6: *making out with student5*
Student7: we need 2 brake up Im srry btw do u have Ms Gs hw
Student8: y=mx+b, b=1/3h / 3h-4
Student 9: I didn't study for the test but I still got an A
Student10: I studied for the test but I still got a F

by UglyMcUglyface June 19, 2016

Middle School

1.) A place where you're supposed to "learn", but all that happens is your teachers are complaining about their lives, 2.)HELL 3.) where your parents make u go.

Jimmy :Mom plz I don't wanna go to middle school we don't learn anything and It's HELL.

Mom: OH WELL, GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!

Jimmy: crying*

by Im an iconic cunt December 14, 2017

middle stall bandit

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.

I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.

by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018

Middle school

Where u are either popular, invisible, or depressed. Lots of the times friendships are hard to maintain. Girls are bitches. Guys are nasty and annoying. Teachers don’t care if someone died, u still have to do ur homework. U get a detention for being late. Middle school sucks.

Middle school sucks. I can’t maintain any of my friendships, so I’m lonely.

by 0ne ugly p0tat0 March 10, 2019

Middle finger

What I do all the time lol

Me whispering:fuck you

Me doing the middle finger

by M1F90s May 21, 2019

parker middle school

Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.

She said, “jeez that place is a real Parker Middle school, I thought I would die of boredom.”

by Youngazn March 19, 2019