sex machine

A man from Dothan, AL named Brad Philpot! Best sex you will ever have!!!

OMFG I just had sex with Brad Philpot five times in a row and it was amazing!!! He is the best sex machine ever!! I'm still cuming!!!

sex machine by Cumtastic Lover April 19, 2011

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sex machine

My car... the swedish beast... a 1985 volvo 744 gle. it gets all the ladies. it really does. it is also real loud. and sexy.

So, which one of you ladies would like to take a ride in the sex machine tonight?

sex machine by Big Stephen July 24, 2006

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pee machine

the male reproductive organ, penis, primary functions include urniation and sexual intercourse.

my pee machine is 7 inches long

pee machine by andrew June 7, 2003

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Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

Fax Machine by Evil October 18, 2003

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Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator

"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

Zombie Answering Machine by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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Rage Against The Machine

Okay kiddies, get your fucking facts right, although Rage Against the Machine did hate capitalism, and the corporates, how the fuck else are you suppose to make money? Or even get your songs out, most of you ignorant assholes haven't listened to all their songs, they ARE not communists. And Rage Against the Machine is against the white power whores and racism, dumb fuck heads, every last one of you... Maybe if your heads weren't half way up your ass and you were mature enough to listen to the lyrics, and most likely have common sense, then you would. Rage Against the Machine is NOT communist, by any means, what so ever.

Rage Against the Machine was a rap-rock band that formed in the early 1990s and broke up in 2001.

Rage Against The Machine by fdsafasferhgfdhdsgfsd April 27, 2006

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war machine

a black man's penis.

"nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"

"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"

war machine by Asiansensation6576464 May 8, 2008