Madden brain

A disease commonly found in professional quarterbacks. When a quarterback is infected he can throw 2-4 interceptions in a game. In most instances, the infection will last only a single game, however it can last for a quarterbacks entire career.

Matt: Hey did you see the Bears quarterback last night?

Ryan: Yeah he had a bad case of Madden brain.

by Woody Woodsfurd January 10, 2021

Madden

Madden is the perfect friend. If you ever meet a madden you are lucky. She is one of the most energetic people you will ever meet. She has no hesitation when it comes to her DIRTY mind. She will always find a way to bring a smile to your face. She would most likely be bia but her friends are on with that. Madden is sweet and caring however she can be a little violent.she makes the perfect girlfriend.Jer favorite thing to do would most likely be to plays game or watch anime but her number 1 thing to do is sleep

You: Hey madden what to go get some Starbucks

Madden: Yes bitch let’s go

by I be Leo car oeisofje was xj January 15, 2021

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining

Definition: Mackenzies collective bargaining is the process of negotiation during meetings between reps and their employer, but more often between her and her dogs.

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining Definition:
Mackenzie to dogs tactic 1: " Get in this house NOW".

Mackenzie to dogs tactic 2: "OK!? Want some treats"?
Success.

by brandon whitaker February 10, 2021

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is amazing. She is an amazing friend, and you just can't help but have a crush on her. She is always there for you, she's cool, interesting, and you have a lot in common. She is really into anime and manga, you are not that much, but it's okay, because she is her. She is a little bit dark sometimes, but so are you. You feel a bit awkward around her, but she doesn't seem to notice. She is the best friend you have. She is not necessarily overly attractive, but to you, she is so cute. All you want to do is just share a hug sometime, and your life would be complete.

Yeah, I like Mackenzie a lot, but I'm never going to have the courage to tell her.

by sorry but it's true February 19, 2021

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is a sweet and loving girl who you will never want to give up. She is also very hot and entertaining. She also loves to play.

Mackenzie is hot everyone knows this

by 2eyedmikeeeee February 26, 2021

Mackenzie

The most beautiful woman you will ever meet. She is as nice as a tree. She will drink all your Gatorade and Mountain Dew. She most likely hates you though, mainly because your looking up other bitches names in the dictionary.

A: Dude Mackenzie is so Pretty, I think I'm going to ask her out

B: Too bad she hates you though

by Kenzie Bear May 20, 2021

Mackenzie

Salt of the Earth. A Mackenzie is just always there for you and someone you can trust. They are easy to talk to and they match and lighten the energy of a room. They are a combination of down to earth, go with the flow, adventure, and excitement. They have their quirks; they will always froth their fizzy drinks to make them flat and they only dry scoop their pre workout. A Mackenzie is undoubtably the best person you will meet and your friendship will click like a puzzle piece. They are the best running partner, coffee date, study buddy, and blackout buddy. They do it all.

Person 1: "I just met the best person ever yesterday."

Person 2: "I'll bet anything her name is Mackenzie!"

by lbs016 June 28, 2021