An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"
"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."
by theseven September 07, 2014
The point at which a situation is so grave that it can only be salvaged by moroccan X-Factor contestant Chico Slimani.
by Mr Tomnus September 11, 2006
Smock-time is the time at which you smock someone. Smock-time is not a predetermined time, but a time set by the "smock-er." It is yelled approximately 8 steps from the victim, giving him time to make a fair getaway.
by troxnor September 12, 2009
A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
by The Time Cat Theif January 11, 2011
One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
by Promoting Synergy Like A Boss June 27, 2009
The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.
Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!
Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
by ZXY&ABC July 26, 2019
me: have you heard of the song 'time to dance'?
Person: have I heard it? time to dance is the og song. SHOTGUN WEDDING SHOTGUN WEDDING
Person: have I heard it? time to dance is the og song. SHOTGUN WEDDING SHOTGUN WEDDING
by RydenMCR Howlter April 09, 2019