Smock-time

Smock-time is the time at which you smock someone. Smock-time is not a predetermined time, but a time set by the "smock-er." It is yelled approximately 8 steps from the victim, giving him time to make a fair getaway.

"SMOCK-TIME!!!!!!!!!" "OH SHIT!" *running, screaming and smocking ensues*

Smock-time by troxnor September 12, 2009

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Sock time

Sock time usually occurs before, during or after the act of copulation whereby a person engaging in sexual intercourse has stripped completely naked, bar for their socks.

When you or your partner realise this, there is often a strong feeling of both stupidity and disdain.

Sammy - "Every time I have ever had sex, I have always had my socks on."

Rosco - "You mean you were trapped in sock time?"

Sammy - "Yeah, but I don't think she realised it, so it's okay. Besides, it kept my toes warm."

Sock time by Jono Carrzilla November 23, 2010

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socktime

Socktime is the word used to describe when a man is going to masturbate and ejaculate into a sock

“I’m proper horny, SOCKTIME!”

socktime by Icecoldphoenix October 20, 2018

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