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Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick
Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.
by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020
mugGet the Painting a ukulelemug.

Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.
1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.
by amdb4z November 11, 2017
mugGet the Binge Paintingmug.

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
mugGet the Paying to paint the fishmug.

Paint

The ability to follow a Bob Ross tutorial properly.
''Now we're gonna paint a happy little tree''
by vex1 January 6, 2021
mugGet the Paintmug.

white paint

Painting is usually used to denote bodily fluid emitted onto another person during gay sex. Brown paint denotes when a penis has come out of the anal cavity with fecal matter all over it, so white paint denotes when the penis ejaculates all over the partner with semen, painting them "white."
I have some white paint for your face, if you want any of it.
by Pelilasdir April 20, 2018
mugGet the white paintmug.

war paint

smearing cum over a girl's face,like an indian's war paint
dude,i just facialized jenny,she looked ugly so i gave her war paint
by PussyAssMaster92 August 31, 2017
mugGet the war paintmug.

spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.
Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”
by Uncleskag April 27, 2024
mugGet the spray paint the bowlmug.

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