Alois Hitler

Alois Hitler was born in Döllersheim, Austria. He married his cousin, Klara Hitler, and loved to spank his son, Adolf Hitler.

Would Alois Hitler be proud of his son, Adolf Hitler?

by lorddddddd September 30, 2022

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Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022

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It's a Hitler

Something such as an event, item or an outcome that's absolutely awful.

- I went to watch the new James Bond film last night.

- What was it like?

- I thought it was crap, it's a Hitler

by Azy October 21, 2022

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Hitler

A sad Austrian painter and WW1 veteran who killed himself because everybody hated him.

"Hey, remember that Hitler guy from high school that tried to get into art school?"
"Yeah, I hope he's doing alright."

by PuntAChild October 24, 2022

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Bach von Hitler

A renowned and profound revolutionary of graffiti in all forms of art from music to literature to visual arts.

One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

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