Boston Breach

A Boston breach is when you fart but follow through.

"Damn I thought it was a fart but it was a Boston breach"

by The Gaff January 31, 2025

Boston Bailout

When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.

Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout

by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025

Dirty Boston

When your girlfriend throws all your shit in the street so you fuck her in the ass wicked hard and then slap her in the face with your shit stained dick.

Did ya hear? Mickey and Rhonda's split up after they had a Dirty Boston last night!

by GaoBaguaJedi September 7, 2019

Free Briana Boston

What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

Boston cream

A Boston cream is when an individual consumes an entire pack of Oreos the night before having sex. He then shits in his hand, and smears it on the lady's fupa In a cake decoration type way, and proceeds to give her a creampie.

My date looked like she loved doughnuts, so I gave her a Boston cream.

by Phunkyspunk September 29, 2022

Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.

Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.

by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021

Boston Creampie

The sex move is just a normal cream pie but you’re wearing a Red Sox jersey, holding a cup of iced dunks and you have to yell out “wicked smaht” upon climax. The dunks is optional. You can switch it out with a Sam Adams.

Patrick: Hey Sean! Gave my old lady a wicked Boston Creampie the otha' day!
Sean: You guys went to Faneuil Hall?
Patrick: Nah.

by WickedSmahtGuido August 11, 2024