danielitis penis

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow

My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008

Daniel

Someone who has downsyndrome

Did you see Daniel twitching

by Liljitofficial December 9, 2019

Daniel

Daniel is usually a sexy, good gamer that can pull girls anyday and is very creative

Daniel is the fucking best

by supersweg9000 August 13, 2015

Daniel

Daniel the worst little kid that could ever get into your life
he sucks mega butts

Daniel sucks mega butts

by Pseudonym...wtf is that February 21, 2018

Daniel

Daniel is the worst person you will meet. He is the type to give his teachers AIDS just cause he got a 54. When Daniel enters a room you can feel the STD. Pretty sure I got chlamydia just by talking to him. The only tests Daniel passes are STD tests. Daniel is the type to give Gonorrhea to his stepbrother for stealing the remote. Daniel forces anyone to give him a blowjob just so the person can get pubic lice. Daniel is just a straight up walking STD.

Omg my friend got hemorrhoids just because they bumped into Daniel in the hallway.

by Raffish July 1, 2019

daniel

the most basic name in the world if ur named daniel it means ur mom looked up cute baby names and chose the first one

daniel- hey

me- hey :)
daniel 2- hey
me- oh, theres 2
daniel 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10- we're about to ruin this womans entire career

by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

The Daniel Tosh

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010