Definitions by tartbiscuits25

hazel 

bad at comp sci and has terrible jokes

hazel- they always say heyzel but never howareyouzel
amoolya- shut the FUCK UP ITS 3 AM

hazel by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

daniel

the most basic name in the world if ur named daniel it means ur mom looked up cute baby names and chose the first one

daniel- hey

me- hey :)
daniel 2- hey
me- oh, theres 2
daniel 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10- we're about to ruin this womans entire career

daniel by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

johnathan

the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass

me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*

johnathan by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019