by tartbiscuits25 December 12, 2019
the most basic name in the world if ur named daniel it means ur mom looked up cute baby names and chose the first one
daniel- hey
me- hey :)
daniel 2- hey
me- oh, theres 2
daniel 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10- we're about to ruin this womans entire career
me- hey :)
daniel 2- hey
me- oh, theres 2
daniel 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10- we're about to ruin this womans entire career
by tartbiscuits25 December 12, 2019
the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass
me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*
by tartbiscuits25 December 12, 2019