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holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
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Crap of Shame

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.
Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.
by BigPmpn April 29, 2014
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Crap Cam

When your GoPro goes where no GoPro should go
Dude caught that crap on the crap cam YES!!! good thing thees are waterproof
by Professional Dumper June 22, 2016
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Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
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The craps

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps
by Konfetamine September 30, 2019
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Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.
Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
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