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Maddie Cathy

A cat-like creature who is ofter seen canoodling with her boyfriend. She is a Class A sluttastic girl. A maddie generally complains about her coaches and quits almost everything she trys. Maddie is a good friend who usually hates one specific girl on her team. She has a wild sense of humor and has very thick luscious cat like hair. She is a very weird girl and can hold straight faces well. She is also a good listener.
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Maddie Cathy. We were best friends in eighth grade. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I joined the cheer team, and it was totally fun but then we got new coaches, and Maddie was like, weirdly jealous of my relationship with the team. Like, if I would blow her off to go to a team bonding, she'd be like, "Why didn't you snap chat me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-cheer team party, I was like, "Maddie, I can't invite you, because I think your an unpopular, loser." I mean I couldn't have an unpopular, loser at my party. There were gonna be cheerleaders there and she didn't have a cheer uniform . I mean, right? She was not a CHEERLEADER. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the eleventh grade, all of her hair was thinner and she was really slutty, and now I guess she's on the cheer team and has a boyfriend.
by Bitchwillneverknow November 17, 2012
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Catholik Priezt

A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner
Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008
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catherine

Awesome and unique. Greatly loyal and easily pleased. Matched for life with a Joshy that she'll marry and have fun.
Wish I was like Catherine
by Awesomebeast January 23, 2017
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Catholicism

A continuation of ancient Roman paganism, except that the Caesar is called the Pope, the headquarters were renamed the Vatican, the gods were renamed to Saints, the mother of Jupiter was replaced by Mary mother of God, and the nuns no longer have wild sex orgies followed by human sacrifice. However, the priests are still called priests, and the ancient Roman tradition of sodomizing boys is still carried on to this day.
So all roads still lead to Rome after all.
by Dan with the Plan March 5, 2003
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catholicism

A very ancient Marian cult, very exclusive in their teachings about salvation, preaching that salvation is only possible through them and their leader the pope. This group takes decidedly anti-Biblical stands regarding the infalliablity of their leaders, their ability to forgive sins and their interpretation of Biblical topics.

Responsible for the death of millions of Christians and Jews, and making a strong push for world religious (political?) dominance through it's ecumenical movement. It's vow is that it never changes, and it's rise to emminence will bring about the same behaviour as we have seen in the past.
Don't believe me, just read the history books on catholicism, the pope, and their cultish attraction to Mary.
by History Student April 16, 2006
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Catholicism

The church which sprang up in Rome during the time of Christ but not ordained by him.
In the 1300-1600's anyone who was not Catholic was murdered by these "Godly" people. Yup. Torture chambers, iron maidens, thumbscrews, anal pears, the whole bit. Not to mention beheading and burning at the stake.
The catholics DID NOT however, persecute atheists (surprise?)
Protestant religions, despite getting whacked out of existence as soon as the Catholics found out of their being, finally managed to prosper in the 1600's and eventually found their way to America. Then the Catholics showed up... *chop* *chop*
The Catholics also support homosexual activities. A "live as you please and then confess" lifestyle and such. You can sin all you want and confessing will make it legit.
When monks/priests and other "laymen" take a vow of celebacy, it is only in regards to women, children/young boys are not off limits.
"Man, those catholic schoolgirls look fine with their uniforms! You know she's a freak underneath it all!"
"Dude, you go out with a catholic girl? Your ass woulda been ashes for that not too many years ago, you don't practice catholicism"
"So, how long has your little cousin been going to confession? Let's check his anus and see how loose it is, you catch him"
by Clinton Washington May 28, 2006
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Catherine

Has sisters. Loves purple. Breaks bones and gets hurt a lot. Wears glasses. Sensitive. Loves her pets and family
Olivia: Catherine you are the bestest friend
Catherine: thank you
by Cheerleader1119 March 7, 2016
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