Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.

Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

bumper sticker fishing

to search nonstop for pointless bumper stickers to send your friend.

"Last night, i was bumper sticker fishing for 2 hours straight"

by rocka g February 28, 2009

bumping basis

when you make friends with someone and you get to the point where you can be comfortable bumping them or touching them in a friendly manner, rather then being awkward and spaced from each other

(Ex. of bumping basis)*bump arm to arm*
"Hey, what's up!"

by TheChachster February 17, 2009

bumper sticker rape

When your friend sends you an outrageous amount of bumper stickers on facebook

Dude, why did you bumper sticker rape me? I don't want 200 stickers on my wall

by Stankylegg March 30, 2009

Bummy Fresh

Describes the appearance of a female. Woman looking good in regards to hair and makeup but wearing bummy clothing such as sweats.

That girl is bummy fresh.

by TomGunn April 21, 2009

Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.

-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.

by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011

Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

by spbbg May 14, 2011