beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.
-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.
by Wilbertforce April 30, 2012
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Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.
-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.
by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011
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