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The action of Macaulay Culkin placing cocaine on his butt hole and sucking in, accompanied by a loud screeching sound. If said Macaulay Culkin uses a straw to inhale cocaine the action is called a dixie whistle
I seen Macaulay Culkin at his Halloween party doing a brown'p. He slapped his butt cheeks like he was in the "home alone" movies.
Brown'p by BBlogan Brown'p November 28, 2010
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Brown Eyes 

People say that blue eyes are pretty, and yeah, they are, but brown ares are exotic and rare, and that's what makes them special, that's what makes them beautiful. Brown eyes represent mystery and makes eyes look extremely dramatic. It look...s great on all shades of skin. It's the most beautiful colour of eyes, and also sexy as hell. If they get contacts, they are just degrading themselves. Brown looks plain on paper, cause it is a plain and boring colour, but when put into eyes, and the light shines through it and it's like it's reflecting off glass, brown no longer describes it. It becomes a whole new colour, and it's just gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and any other words you can think of.

When you look into brown eyes it's like falling into soft, deep, rich, Belgian chocolate. Writers often say in books that when they look into someone's eyes they feel like they're falling into them. When you look into brown/blackish eyes, you're falling into darkness, you're so happy you can't see. But when you fall into blue eyes, what are you falling into? The ocean? You can't fall into the ocean, or you will drown, silly. And when you drown, you die.

Conclusion: blue eyes kill. Brown eyes kick ASS!
Blue eyes are pretty, but brown eyes are GORGEOUS.
Brown Eyes by Party Phil!!! December 23, 2011

Brown Bread 

This is rhyming slang for the word dead. This meaning of dead is used when you are tired/knackered and can not go on etc.
"Alrite pal? Fancy Coming Out on the town tonight?"
"No Thanks, I'm Brown Bread"
Brown Bread by Craig Lewis September 21, 2005

BrownDime 

A synonym for butthole, asshole, cornhole etc.; Refers to the hole between a human's mudflaps that tends to have a perm-brown ring around it that shares roughly the same circumferance of a dime - hence browndime; The brown taint caused by poop that forms around an asshole - usually the size and shape of a dime.

This term (browndime) is surprisingly underused in our society as of right now (5/25/10) and considering its comic value and its sensibility, the term should take off it terms of popularity in the near future. While terms such as asshole and butthole are timeless and deserving of great respect, BROWNDIME is a perfect modern compliment (rather than a substitute) to the classic terms that have preceeded it. Like its predecessors, browndime envokes rich imagery yet manages to do so using simple, workingmang, terms. Humans of all intellect will be able to appreciate the immediate mental picture that comes to mind when they hear the word, not only for the firts time, but for the rest of their life. It is highly functional in our society yet it stays true to the foundations of the potty-mouth language that Americans from all generations have enjoyed and appreciated.
When the old Hippie-Bastard kept telling me to focus on and rely on my third-eye, I knew that he was referring to my mind's eye but all I could think of was my brown-dime since it kind of looks like an eye.

When I pooped out of my browndime, the poop was so wide that I got goosebumps throughout my body and compared the experience to what giving birth must be like.

I brought this crazy broad home from the bars who was a 7-7.5 in terms of hotness, and the lack of inhibition that my aesthetic superiority caused me feel gave me the courage to stick my horn in her brown-dime.
BrownDime by BigBadBill484 May 25, 2010
A reverse Cleveland steamer where instead of crapping on person's chest, one craps on the person's back and rocks back and forth. Named for the Kansas governor who not only drove the Kansas economy into a ditch with trickle down economics, but also imposed theocratic ideals by allowing the legal discrimination of the LGBT community.
After Brownback, brownbacked the LGBT community of Kansas, he went home to get brownbacked by his gardener.
Brownback by Grandmastershek February 12, 2015

Jackie Brown Reach Around 

When a man and woman are spooning and the male sticks just the knob of his tool in her arse. She then reaches around and jerks him off into her arse.
When a chick jerks you off into her arse. Jackie Brown Reach Around

Newkie Brown 

Another name for Newcastle Beer.
I want to get drunk. Pass me a newkie brown.
Newkie Brown by WeFester September 10, 2009