Brown'p

The action of Macaulay Culkin placing cocaine on his butt hole and sucking in, accompanied by a loud screeching sound. If said Macaulay Culkin uses a straw to inhale cocaine the action is called a dixie whistle

I seen Macaulay Culkin at his Halloween party doing a brown'p. He slapped his butt cheeks like he was in the "home alone" movies.

by BBlogan Brown'p November 28, 2010

p-town brown

really shitty paper-flat brown weed from Pataskala, Ohio. it sortof gets you high if you smoke a lot and really use your imagination.

cooper: can you hook me up

alisha: only got p-town brown.

by jasperfago April 3, 2011

Brown Penguin

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.

DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...

by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014

Dan Brown philosophy

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.

PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.

by Lairor July 28, 2008

brown pinocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.

Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.

by gbrd January 6, 2008

Brown Pounds

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

by gCats December 29, 2014