poopie bread

bread made out of poopie

i bought a loaf of poopie bread at the store today

by Thepoopieman June 16, 2009

Panera Bread

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.

I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.

by partyrockstar222 March 11, 2017

Damp Bread

When a person is not able to, or is bad at, carrying a conversation, so you have to try and keep it alive yourself.

Jack: So how is he in conversation?
Lou: He's damp bread! I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall!

by Familygames August 6, 2017

Brads

Rhyming slang: Brads, Brad Pitts, shits. Diarrhoea. To have a case of the brads.

'He's been in there for an hour. Started with a mcewans moment, now it's the full-on Brads'

by The Moai April 1, 2005

best thing since sliced bread

Idiot hyperbole. Best thing yet.

"His penis is the best thing since sliced bread!"

by PseudoSam November 17, 2013

Making Bread

another term for a yeast infection for a female.

I went to the gyn today..I guess I'm making bread.

She can't have sex, she's making bread.

Her bakery is closed, it's making bread.

by PHbearCC February 11, 2010

Rye Bread

First appearing in late 2004, this term was used as an alternative for the words: awesome, and cool.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what Jimmy just got?"
Person 2: "No, What did he get?"
Person 1: "A new MP3 Player, it's really Rye Bread!"
Person 2: "Oh man, that's Rye Bread"

by Nicholas Hiebert May 7, 2005