blomp

A more appropriate sounding word for a blimp and its general movement

The blomp blomped around above the stadium.

by Adam Tuxbury September 23, 2007

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Blood Pact

A warrior cult of Chaos in the WarHammer 40,000 universe. They were primarily active during the Sabbat Worlds Crusade in retaliation against the Imperium of Man sometime in M41.750 to M41.820. Modeled on the lines of the Imperial Guard, and often made up of deserters from the Imperium, they were dedicated to the Blood God Khorne and were unhesitatingly loyal to their master, Archon Urlock Gaur.

Every soldier in this highly disciplined Chaos army personally swore allegiance to Gaur by slashing his palms on the jagged edges of the Archon's armour, hence the name "Blood Pact", since it was quite literally, a very intimate oath sworn in Blood.

Well trained, drilled and unflinching, and equipped with looted Imperial weapons or warped weapons produced on captured Forgeworlds, this army caused severe problems to the Imperial Crusade in the system, and was responsible for spawning many similar outfits in the Chaos armies modeled upon it, most notably the Sons of Sek.

They appear notably in the works of Dan Abnett, the famous novelist and author of the "Gaunt's Ghosts" series of books set in the WarHammer 40,000 universe, dealing with the exploits of the Tanith 1st and Only and their commanding officer, Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt.

We are the Blood Pact, we are legion, and we swear our loyalty to the God of Rage, Blood and Fury, most glorious Khorne, and to his trusted arm and scourge, our Archon Urlock Gaur. May we scourge the false Emperor's lackeys from the stars, for the glory of Khorne and the glory of the Archon!

by Logical Fellow July 14, 2014

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Bloodblow

A bloodblow is when a male receives fellatio, and just as he is about to cum, the one giving head bites the dick until it bleeds, some women (and some men) like the taste of blood with cum in it, and some guys just like getting their dick bitten.

a bloodblow is when u get your penus bitten while u are cuming.

by Zenzei - Maiev December 18, 2010

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Blooples

The word Blooples is an onomatopoeia for diarrhea. The word was coined in the satirical blog - Human Making and Beyond.

"Diarrhea, in all actuality, is a pretty word. Why give such a pretty name to something so horrible? I think we need a new name for it. Something more raw. Something that signals what it really is. The worst day ever. I was thinking of something along the lines of "assplosion" but that isn't classy enough. The word needs to signify the quivering, gurgling, pain and angst that we all know, while simultaneously seeming harmless. A little old lady needs to be able to use this word as well. Perhaps it should just be called "the uh-ohs" because that's exactly what you think when you feel the first bits of stomach pain to signal what's to come. I think that's a much more apt title, although I really wanted to make up some sweet word that might eventually catch on. Something like, "I've got a bad case of the blooples." Blooples= sound diarrhea makes. Nobody ever said I was classy." - Human Making and Beyond.

by Shovel86 January 25, 2011

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