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Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.
by chillest man ever November 7, 2022
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Ben Johnson

Steroids, specifically winstrol
He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson
by Darren The Great June 1, 2022
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ben rickards

Holy shit bae your pulling a ben rickards challenge .
by ben rickards fan 4 March 30, 2022
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ben qian

The trashest and shittest, he is so shit fucking hell
by long yat lau November 3, 2021
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Ben murphy

Ben Murphy was a famous actor in the 1970's but his phenomenally poor acting and bad career has lead to his name becoming an insult used widely across school classrooms who have seen his movies as part of media studies. The most famous one being "a night with the horse" or "Why so Gorsey?"
"Your acting is terrible, its kind of like ben murphy"

"Isn't that a tad Gay? Yeh a bit Ben murphyish"

"Thats so annoying, stop being such a Ben murphy!"
by waheeybeanadophy April 18, 2009
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Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
by NickYoung August 19, 2018
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ben wallace

a great basketball player. best on defensive, mad large afro, plays for teh detroit pistons. Scary as hell. Last mother fucker i would want to see in a alley by myself, though outside basketball is a very nice person. Said to be able to curl like 400 pounds, though i don't belive it.
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