Definitions by NickYoung
Ben Simmons
1. The act of shooting 0% from 3
2. When you win an award you shouldn't have
3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
2. When you win an award you shouldn't have
3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert
Guy 1: Did you see John last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year
Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame
Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year
Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame
Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.
Ben Simmons by NickYoung August 19, 2018