sam bass

Sam Bass is the banger of the century. What ever women he has sex with, their lives are changed forever, especially their vaginas. Plus he has a giant penis.

I had sex with Sam Bass last night and my vagina will be numb for months.

by Epic Jew May 20, 2014

yeaster basket

An adult Easter basket that is full of beer, which is fermented by yeast. Easter + Yeast => Yeaster.

After shopping for Easter supplies for the kids, Holly stopped at the Craft Beer Cellar and picked up a Yeaster Basket for her husband.

by Birdie#697 May 11, 2014

tight bastard

A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people

"Don't expect him to buy you a pint"
"Why?"
"Because he's a tight bastard, that's why!"

by Harry Price May 14, 2014

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Gomie Bastard

An individual who is mentaly retarded although not diagnosed with and disabilities

*John falls up stairs*
Mary: John ya gomie bastard

by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

by Skoroca July 2, 2017

The Baskit

One's foreskin when utilized as a mechanism of seminal storage.

Doug: Ever be halfway done jerking off then realize 'Shit, I don't have a tissue'?
Derek: Fam, that's why you use the baskit.

by dougcumster March 14, 2019