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Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
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Amber

amber is a fossil-covered rezina in Spanish. She is a very tough girl to soften and looks carefree, amber girls are always smart but dumb when it comes to emotions. Impatient but always neat, and her lifestyle is strictly neat and clean. smart and pretty. They are always outgoing, and they like music, and looking good. the amber are so hot, and flirtatious. His attitude is always positive and realistic.
Amber is a sweetie girl, a beauty color.
I love her!
by Byebyejackyeeee November 21, 2021
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Amber-Kelly

An “Amber-Kelly” is a woman that has multiple baby daddies, a drug addiction, a former career as a prostitute and likes to have intercourse with older men while going home to a cuckold that is around the same age or younger than her. Amber-Kelly has always been an independent thinking woman but has always been dependent on someone to take care of their kids. They are usually mediocre looking but have a smokin hot bid and a permanently wet snatch. Amber-Kelly’s favorite location is the methadone clinic or the Harnett County Courthouse.
1-“I heard you found a pretty, sweet girlfriend.”

2- “I did too until I found out she’s and Amber-Kelly and has a heroin addiction, 2 baby daddies, 3 abortions and a cuckold at home”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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Amber

An enabler. Someone who defends sexual deviants. A woman who justifies sexual harrassment. A scammer. A female narcassist.
Shes being a real Amber over Armie Hammer.
by JuffHater420 November 1, 2023
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Amber

Literally the hottest person you'd ever see. Obsessed with anime, loves drawing, and likes a Josh or Lachlan.
She's such a good girlfriend too. She is funny, caring, compassionate and HOT AF
person 1: "is that Amber?!"
person 2 :"yeah she's so hot!!! I wish I was like her"
by someoneawesome1928 November 24, 2021
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Amber

A woman who seems amazing and perfect on all counts. In reality, her happiness in life comes from the mental and physical abuse of those close to her. People's lives are her play thing. She is truly happy when she can hold your life in her hands.

Term originated from Johnny Depp's ex-wife, Amber Heard, who has been proven to be an abusive narcissistic sociopath hellbent on ruining his career.

Ways to recognize an Amber:
- everything must go her way
- she is never wrong
- extremely emotional for no reason
- can be a Karen sometimes

- "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is her motto
- her truth is the right truth.
- debating her will come to no use. It doesn't matter how much evidence you have
Did you hear? Our neighbor was arrested last night.
Yeah, apparently she was an Amber all along.
by MissHellBlazer May 14, 2022
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Amber

Amber - A small curry goat creature that goes by the name curry goat. Best friends with the Day and Night man.

Tends to lurk in dark places such as under bridges and rocks.

Runs of caffeine and beef jerky.
An amber is like a curry goat.
An amber is a creature of the night.
by Amber Curry Goat November 22, 2021
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