Wastealatory Gas

It is a unofficial scientific term for fart, cut the cheese, break wind, etc...

Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: Dude did you fart?
Man 1: No I released some Wastealatory Gas.
Man 2: So you farted...
Man 1: Yeah.

by Modnoc518 November 13, 2010

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness

My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".

by Tstawm March 10, 2011

wastenan

A nanna who is terrible at doing "nan things" eg. baking, knitting etc.

Your nan's cakes are about as moist as a nun's vagina. Such a wastenan.

by ElTeezeee February 22, 2015

Waste Water

The run off that occurs during sex with a particularly horny female.

"I thought she pissed on my bed but she just had a lot of waste water. "

by freevageeter May 4, 2017

wastelander

Someone who rejects relationships and chooses to go it alone; lonely and miserable they still persevere in a wasteland of their own creation.

A fucking wastelander.. that's what I am. Fuck me.

by NorthNomad November 16, 2017

Wastemen

Someone who spends there life travelling rather then facing reality

George and Hamza Are wastemen

by mathiszig January 5, 2023

nearo waste

Nearo waste is the new zero waste. Zero waste is an inapplicable term because something always gets wasted. Nearo is the nearest to zero waste. It is a melding of the words near and zero obviously! Zero waste is a great concept but unless you run naked in the forest with a pack of wolves and use nothing you are not applying zero waste....actually one could even argue that wolves are wasting....okay you get the idea.

"Hey wanna come to this nearo waste party where there won't be any individually bottled drinks and all the food scraps will be composted?"

I am living a nearo waste lifestyle because I am breaking the habit of over-consumption and recycling plastic bottles over and over and I also compost food (nondairy and non-meat) waste!

by teddytbird November 5, 2011