dutch toaster

Similar to the "Dutch oven" but insted of forcing someones head under the blankets, you trick them into putting their head under the sheets of there own accord while letting go a fart at the same time.

I vomited everywhere last time I got a dutch toaster

by MacDaddymike November 29, 2011

chinese toaster

A toaster made in china

Hey man, I'm back from China with my Chinese toaster

by Sexybitchmcfuck July 24, 2017

toaster waffle

a waffle that is toasted

grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)

by jebend sally May 31, 2009

Toaster

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

by Macadamia D. May 4, 2014

toaster

1) noun used in LGBT circles to describe a romantic interest with ambiguous gender identity.
2) someone who presents a quandary, usually romantic

I just can't stop thinking about that mesmerizing toaster.

by olivesmarch4th July 1, 2005

Toaster Strudel

When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.

John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.

by G,J,E,M,M,N,R,RJ March 12, 2009

Toaster

A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!

I think that robot is a toaster

by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 8, 2002