OC Transpo

A public transit system in Ottawa, Canada dedicated to transporting the unwashed masses of society to their selected destinations. Those who use public transportation in Ottawa include single moms on welfare with ipods and big-ass strollers, people in wheelchairs, obnoxious students, drunks, people with mental illness and of course the elderly. Most buses in Ottawa are designed and equipped to accommodate wheelchairs on board. A wheelchair can take up to three seats on the bus simply by folding up the seat to allow the wheelchair park in its space. The same can apply for a big-ass stroller when a single mom boards the bus, but she can take up to five seats. Three seats for the stroller and up to two seats for her huge ass thus forcing those who have been working hard on their feet all day to give up their seat should they happen to sit in the designated are; but of course one should always give up their seat for the elderly.

Some idiots will blame the OC Transpo bus strike in 2008-2009 is the real reason why they dropped out of college and not because they are too fucking stupid and lazy to make arrangements for alternative transportation to and from school.

by OC Transpo April 24, 2010

transmaxxing

Transmaxxing is when a man changes his gender to woman in order to enjoy a share in female privileges such as earlier retirement, cheaper car insurance, special seats on public transport, or receiving more empathy and social support.

Barry is transmaxxing because he wants to retire from work early and receive a pension at the same age as women do.

by David Thomas January 13, 2023

tranny surprise

1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest

2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.

Neologised within the pink shack on the slopes of Moanalua ridge.

1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER

2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chaplin

by Yorgin August 6, 2011

Textually Transmitted Disease

When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.

Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!

by Lainaaa December 30, 2008

Translesbian

A combination of the words transexual and lesbian. A male to female transexual who is attracted to females. The term is often also used by hetrosexual male transvestites or crossdressers.

Paul had a sex change to become Paula but stayed with her girlfriend, Paula is a translesbian.

Greg is a hetro guy who likes to dress up like a chick and bang his girlfriend pretending he is a translesbian.

by Tlesbot January 23, 2009

transjenner

One who has made the decision to transition to the opposite gender, after spending too much time as a member of the Kardashian family

Man #1: Did you hear that former Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner is transitioning to a woman?
Man #2: Transgender?
Man #1: No, transjenner!
Man #2: When can we expect the butt-implants?

by BChil February 8, 2015

Transit Middle School

A school where stupid white-ass kids are overpowered by the smart-ass asians. Bomb threats every other day, somehow got number one middle school. Boys are douchebags and girls are attention whores.

Look at that ten year old smoking weed, he must go to Transit Middle School.

by campabitcheez December 10, 2011