tooch

A kick ass percussionist and vocalist who is a necessity in any experimental pop band

tooch

by tooch October 6, 2003

Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

by Seimer December 18, 2006

dirty toothbrush

Heard it on the daily show, and decided to come up with a definition for it. A dirty toothbrush is when a man has anal sex with his partner and then takes his penis and rubs it on his partners teeth.

Elliot Spitzer paid for a dirty toothbrush.

by Yatin Shastri April 29, 2008

Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.

I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs

by Raymond May 13, 2005

Toothed-Cartwheels

You put/tie your hands behind your back, lean forward and extend your front teeth in an attempt to prepare to do a cartwheel. Using your TEETH as leverage only (not your hands at all), you do the cartwheel, having your teeth hit the ground instead of your hands. This can be done in times of utter excitement or even disappointment. It is to suggest that you are overly emotional about something.

I just won the lottery! I feel like doing toothed-cartwheels from NJ to CA!

by Bobby Cipolla June 4, 2007

Blue Toothing

When someone is talking on a wireless cell phone. The term is usually used if you are wondering if someone is talking on their cell phone or if they are a strange person talking to themselves.

Most likely that homeless person was mumbling to himself and not Blue Toothing.

by Nathan Tiberius1 December 29, 2007

genital toothbrush

When it is time for the male to climax, he is to aim his love paste so that it lands back on his own pubes. The male then proceeds to force the face of the female down, teeth exposed, and brush her head side to side, or in a circular motion if you prefer, on the freshly pasted pubes. Don't forget to scrub the tongue.

she was surprised when she was done and i asked her if she had ever had a genital toothbrush, and before she could answer i forced her head down and gave her one.

by Poo-c Juice October 20, 2009