spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Could not be identified as toast !

items / specks that cant be identified as toasted bread

im sorry that crum Could not be identified as toast ! , it may have been a from a piece of hot cross bun .

by dave the destroyer May 29, 2019

Toast Bitch

Being whipped on someone that may or may not be your partner, to the point where you would bring them toast in the middle of the night. Being a toast bitch means that you would do anything to satisfy their wants and needs.

Person 1: He did her entire math assignment and handed it in for her
Person 2: They're not even together
Person 1: What a toast bitch

by siegelbagel August 7, 2019

Toast Dust

Crumbs, little pieces of cooked bread that dislodge from your toast while eating it...making a mess!

Alice, you better take care of that toast dust immedialey. I am not having Louise clean up after you again.

by tkerman August 29, 2019

Burnt Toast

When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.

Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast

by TheManWhoWearsDaPants May 23, 2018

toast

clout is bread toast is better then clout

yo we got hella toast

by kjames1 April 22, 2018

Ice on toast

When you did something pretty much being lit and like just stupidly amazing like not only that but it’s just slips of the tounge smooth asf

Friend-“Did you see him just shoot all those 3’s ?”
Me- “Faxx only, it was ice on toast”

by BigBootyJosh May 3, 2018