Enhance

A word frequently used by computer illiterates who think you can "zoom in" into blurry spots of an image, and then restore the non-existing pixels.

It is commonly used in TV shows for the mentally handicapped such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and many, many others.

Detective Deek: Stop, there is a reflection on her eyes.

Detective Cunnt: I wonder if the victim saw the attacker before she died?

Detective Deek: Zoom in on the cornea and enhance!

Detective Cunnt: Enhance!

Detective Deek: I can see something! Enhance!

Detective Cunnt: Enhance!

by Retard Coacher December 20, 2009

enhance button

the button used by all cop shows and forensic science shows. the worlds biggest electron microscope has nothing on the enhance button

Officer Joe: no no thats no good, use the enhance button

nerdy guy: got it

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: enhance.

Officer Joe: is that what i think it is?

nerdy guy: yes sir; atoms

by tr4j4n January 11, 2009

enhance your calm

Telling someone who is visibly upset to relax or chill out.

Suzie comes running in the bedroom and finds her husband Keith making passionate love to Sheryl. She starts to go ballistic yelling and screeming. Keith jumps to his feet and yells at her "enhance your calm".

by maka69 May 29, 2011

enhance-me-down

Clothing you get from your friend who just had breast enhancement surgery.

Thanks! It was an enhance-me-down from Miss Universe after her surgery.

by silliously May 25, 2010

enhance text

Make something more important, or if in a new artical make it more juicy.

Lets try to enhance text a bit. do you agree?

by anonymous January 14, 2018

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

game-enhance

To improve somebody's chances with a member of the opposite sex; the opposite of game-killing or cock-blocking.

-YOU: I want to get with that girl, but that other guy is talking to her and killing my game.
-FRIEND: Don't worry, bro, I'll game-enhance for you!

by Kit McKat January 7, 2009