Light switch

When you get turned on, but not finished off

“We were making out, and he brought me to his room, but his mom called for him and left me light switched”

by Wolley June 2, 2018

Cross Stitch

Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.

Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.

I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.

by chickey85 March 22, 2019

Nintendo Switch

Another phrase for pegging when someone wants to secretly ask for it in front of kids.

Hey Molly, tonight do you want to have a Nintendo Switch instead of the usual?

by That Fucker On The Internet June 21, 2020

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

Stitch

Another word for any female or another word for pussy.

Now that's some fine piece of stitch!

by Labaki November 22, 2003

Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

switchfoot

possibly one of the shittiest bands ever.

I was at sherrie's house the other day, she put of switchfoot and I almost killed myself. Then she asked if we wanted to go shopping for more converse shoes.

by lafawnduh February 2, 2005