stalkward

(adj.) an awkward situation caused by running into someone that quite possibly is stalking you

Woah, dude. How did she know that we were going to be here? Wasn't that stalkward?

by jicky98 January 17, 2009

Stalkward

When someone is stalking you very awkwardly. This can be via facebook, twitter, flickr, or even someone literally following you.

"Oh my god, this cringy guy keeps talking to me, its just so stalkward!"

"Stalkward turtle."

"I can't help being stalkward, you are just so hot!"

by gaga_eljayne_monster13 November 7, 2011

cuddle-stalking

Stalking a person while playing with each other's private parts.

It was fun cuddle-stalking your almost-but-not-quite-good-enough potential boyfriend.

by C.Ni March 25, 2010

Cyber Stalk

to stalk your favorite celebrities via facebook. That it becomes an obsession.

Eileen likes to cyber stalk her crush when she gets home.

by krifjijfrfrfrfrf November 3, 2014

reverse facebook stalk

When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.

Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.

by Dr Jiggah January 19, 2011

stalkerfication

the art of stalking someone you either really hate or realy love. either way, the person you are stalking will get SO annoyed that they will carry out a restraining order against you.

"What's the restraining order for? Abuse? Domestic violence?"
"Worse...I put him up for stalkerfication"

by He's the boxman September 19, 2006

Stalker Mode

when some random person knows your name, but you don't know theirs.

Jimmy- Way to go Ciara!

Ciara- Ummmmm, do I know u?

Jimmy- Yea we're in math class together.

Ciara- Wow, you're on complete stalker mode.

by Tyuekenwlw September 15, 2011