split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.

We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.

by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022

Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out

I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out

by DeRayLa June 16, 2022

Sphintr

When one says something so weird or suspicious that you simply must reply with sphintr

Person 1: Yo I think Loli art is cool
Person 2: Sphintr

by TheNiceSpice July 26, 2022

Splinky

Splinky is the magic partner of Prince the wonder dog. Often found solving mysteries and chilling in the Zen garden.

Life is always better when you have splinky as your partner.

by The Sweet Dragon July 28, 2022

splination

when someone spleens something

"Yo wudeedee we don't have puhbuh at all today."

"I require a mad splination."

by ZaneyP00 August 1, 2022

Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.

1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022