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Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.
by henriko November 11, 2008
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Spit the git

That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git
by mystic*** June 6, 2010
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Hooker Spit

Emanating from Red Deer, Canada, Hooker Spit is an up and coming Death Metal band with a penchant for writing infectious riffs. Comprising of Vlad Glyegore (Lead Guitar), Devin Link (Rhythm Guitar), José Garza (Bass), Daniel White (Vocals) and Scott Gooding (Drums), the Quintet is inspired by internationally acclaimed bands like At The Gates, Bloodbath, Carcass, and The Black Dahlia Murder.
Q- What are you up to this weekend?
A- Hooker Spit’s in town so I’m gonna get drunk and watch some live metal!
by Breeding Deth December 19, 2022
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Spit trail

The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.

Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.
Guess who I have a spit trail to?

There's a spit trail between the two of us!
by Lotte_ July 23, 2018
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spit prep

When you fuck a girl from behind and spit directly into her ass, for lubrication to perform a "Burrow jump".
Guy - bend over baby

Girl - okay

*PTEW*

Girl - Did you just...spit prep me?

Guy - yes i did 3:D
by mr_jim February 7, 2010
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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018
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Sidebar Spit

A public request for a private freestyle session usually employed when in the company of others in a social gathering such as a club, a party, or gathering. The announcement of "Sidebar Spit" is for those who Spit or enjoy listening and is intended to prevent others outside the circle from interrupting the flow.
SG: Yo JDot get PB3... Sidebar Spit

JDot: Hannnnhhhh!
by Jay Dot Holla Mane October 26, 2009
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