by Kevin Raymond April 3, 2008
Get the smuff mug.Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.
It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.
It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"
2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"
2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
by imjustchillin May 18, 2011
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by srgt splat October 30, 2010
Get the Snuffleupagus mug.A dance performed by Huarache wearing wonnabe cunts. Shufflers are universally loathed by anyone who has ever been to an actual rave.
Shuffling is usually performed when accompanied by the latest chart house banger, despite the dance never ever matching the actual beat.
Shuffling is usually performed when accompanied by the latest chart house banger, despite the dance never ever matching the actual beat.
by caarmyn October 1, 2014
Get the Shuffling mug.A female that leads a guy on. She pretends that she is going to give a guy something ( dome at least) but doesnt, leaving the guy to be the bud of a shitload of jokes
D: So Joe, did u finally hit KP?
Joe: Nah, we just chilled
D: wait...
Joe: dude, she had it in her hand aND SHE JUST DIDNT...!
D: Haha, fag, i told you she was a scuff
Joe: Nah, we just chilled
D: wait...
Joe: dude, she had it in her hand aND SHE JUST DIDNT...!
D: Haha, fag, i told you she was a scuff
by Deakhon June 10, 2009
Get the Scuff mug.The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.
"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."
by wbeachdan April 17, 2008
Get the smuff mug.Engaging in an elite echelon of douchebaggery most commonly practiced in the United States, primarily anywhere within the state limits of New Jersey, and directly influenced by the distinguished music stylings of party noisemakers LMFAO. This level of "Shufflin'" can only be achieved while toxically drunk and you must be predisposed to daily douchbaggery and/or fist pumping.
Steve: Hey Bob, what have you been up to?
Bob: Not sh*t son, just keepin' it real for the ladies. Everyday I'm shufflin'!
Steve: That's great, Bob! Alright, see ya later.
Bob: Not sh*t son, just keepin' it real for the ladies. Everyday I'm shufflin'!
Steve: That's great, Bob! Alright, see ya later.
by bwells24 September 14, 2011
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