snarch

a person that uses crafty manipulation to bring about a desired outcome.

I snarched my boyfriend into getting me an expensive birthday gift since he will be out of town for my celebration.

by steph jacobi March 2, 2009

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snach face

Snach Face snach A face that has just been pulled from a wet snach.

That boys snach face looks like a glazed donut

by Lap Hog May 20, 2006

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To snartch is a state of mind, reframing the obvious, to talk with conviction about things you know nothing about, to grouse and nit-pick or to find fault with. A snartcher feels entitled and mandated by a higher-power to tell it like it is or like it should be. Without apology, Snartches view their world as a source of constant amusement and seek out the jack-asses that continue to amaze them.

"I wish Danny would quit talking." Jennifer, snartched to herself. "Not only does he have halitosis but his front teeth are missing too, I can’t wait to snartch about this later with Bob!!”

by Snartches.com December 21, 2009

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slatch

The sludge left behind by a girl after a night of sexual activity. The girl is often not the brightest or prettiest and is usually (but not always) riddled with AIDS or several other various STDs.

1. I've just seen your bedroom, that girl you brought back last night slatched everywhere!

2. "What smells?" "I've got that girls slatch all over my fingers, it stinks"

by Taggy123 August 6, 2011

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