dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator

During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass

by ripdip December 11, 2018

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Pulling a smarty

When one pulls the largest of small smooth brain manoeuvres

"He blueshelled his teammate and bombed himself?"

"Yeah, he's Pulling a smarty"

by TENNIS138 February 25, 2021

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Pulled a Smarty

Making a move or action that fucks over both yourself and others for the purpose of “comedy”

Zeroyalviking: “so let’s try this..”
ChilledChaos: “GOD DAMMIT ZE YOU PULLED A SMARTY “

by JmkingyNWO February 26, 2021

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Shart Farm

The odor produced by a smelly roommate often resulting in a mysterious brown substance splattered on the ceiling.

Connor: "Did you catch a whiff of Theresa today?"

Bucky: "Yeah she was smelling like a total shart farm"

by Shannock September 25, 2011

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shart and dart

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

by le-bulldog April 10, 2015

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