Simons Bald Spot

Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help

Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot

by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023

Simon

A guy who thinks he gets all the girls but really isn’t all that.

Me: He’s such a Simon.
Kyle: Ik right?

by SlimJim_83 June 17, 2023

Simonesse

The language spoken in the bbc ( black boy community)

Yo bro you speak simonesse?

by CHEGE2TIMEZ April 21, 2023

Simony

Buying or selling of something spiritual or closely connected with the spiritual. More widely, it is any contract of this kind forbidden by divine or ecclesiastical law.

Selling Bibles is a kind of simony... If it's not, the definition above is a hypocrisy.

by Emanuel Dasioli April 22, 2023

Simon'd

To be prepared for battle only to casually abandon your team without trying.

Wow buddy, you just Simon'd us back there when we needed you.

by 44neverforgotten April 30, 2023

Simon

A guy that really like snails and is really nice to everyone around them.

Guy 1 - Hey, hqve you seen that guy Simon?
Guy 2 - Yeah! Hes amazing to talk to!

by FRYS02 May 4, 2023

simon

he is a nugga

simon the nugga

by proofen July 5, 2023