slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

Skumpachino

Coffee and semen.

Waitress: "He never tips"
Barista: "That's ok, he just got a skumpachino..."
Waitress: "WTF?"
Barista: "I took his cup to the back, and pumped in some skump. He got the tip this time!"

by Pundit and Pimp November 9, 2014

Slump

Person who is somewhat sloutched... Looking a little lazy.

Alan was slump as fuck today!

by TTJames March 9, 2015

slump

To be completely out of energy or just feeling done with the day/week etc.
To relax and procrastinate all work.

"Man im done with this week, I just wanna slump"

by HiImChad April 4, 2015

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

scumpleton

Usually used for a sexy male with sexy abs. Doesn't necessarily linked to the word Scumpy, more to the opposite side of the meaning. And the word "pleton" meant for shrewd thoughtful expressive influential knowledgeable spiritual but also self absorbed.

Look at that guy with all those money and hoes

He's a scumpleton man, so it's normal

by Fuckthatbootay October 9, 2016