taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits

I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits

by Colorawdo_crook September 30, 2015

Levi is spitting cap

Levi is not talking of the truth

Levi is spitting cap because he should know Ellie loves him more

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...

"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."

by ultramodern June 21, 2014

Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019

Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.

Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"

by LiterallyBritish May 28, 2023

Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.

"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"

by Kozcup May 19, 2016

buck spit

Or buckspit. When you think you’re about to jock a loogie and it comes out in all directions instead.

“Dude, you got my leg with your buck spit.”

by Buddy Luff January 09, 2018