SHOCKTABULOUS

to describe most amazing shocking thing ever known to man!
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)

chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure

*after sex*

chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!

by that awesomely awesome chick September 30, 2007

Shockgasm

Having a sudden orgasmic feeling when you are extremely shocked or are in huge disbelief.

Justin actually got a girlfriend Bob! I had a shockgasm when I heard about it!

by BigWhoop April 4, 2010

Lobster Shocker

When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.

Did you give Amanda the Lobster Shocker last night with your lobster hand?
Yeah... it was nice...

by Maul564 March 23, 2007

wasabi shocker

The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.

"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."

by Abigorish February 7, 2008

Witchita Shocker

A reverse shocker
see shocker

one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts

2 in the stink one in the pink

dude 1: you give her the ol' shocker
dude 2: Na man we tried the Witchita Shocker

by Mr. Plunkett April 9, 2008

One Shot Shocker

A BBQ Lighter that has been broken to make a one shot taser.

My One Shot Shocker Is busted.

by Satan's spawn February 7, 2006

the three finger shocker

The sudden intake of three fingers in the anus, followed by the expansion of the butthole by spreading the fingers

I have been sitting down all day because he gave me the three finger shocker last night.

by Machew August 27, 2016