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seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006
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Seen many mango seasons

A polite way of saying that a woman is mature or not disclosing her age. Mostly a Southern expression.
Sir, I am quite aware of what I am doing; I have seen many mango seasons.

Traditionally, we love to spend the last Sunday in the year reflecting with those who have seen many mango seasons and who, by their own longevity, offer us the hope of living the good life the way it ought to be done.
by UrbaneGypsy March 6, 2009
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Seasoned

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point of feeling pretty good and having that perfect buzz, but not overdoing it.
Dude, I went out last night and I got EVENLY SEASONED. It was just the right amount of seasoning!
by goodbyesolo July 16, 2014
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Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.
Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.
by Preachers August 24, 2010
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seasond gentalman

a civilized, educated, older man, (35 to 50)
well-mannered, educated and considerate with high standards of proper behavior a Good Citizen
A older man that has a job, is cute, has his own car (less 5 years old), house, god given teeth, that can teach you some things and knows how to put it down in the bedroom.
Denzel Washington, Will Downing, LL Cool Jay
Now LL Cool Jay is a seasond gentalman
by pptyler September 30, 2007
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seasoned

To be Beyond intoxicated but not drunk.
Im not Drunk, im seasoned
by VTforever April 30, 2007
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sexson

Someone who acts like a coward or a pansy.
Back information: When charging the mound on a pitch not even close to him, Richie Sexson threw his helmet at the pitcher and became the laughing stock of baseball. Baseball fans now use the term "sexson" when referring to a coward.

Mike: Hey Ken, want to go rock climbing this weekend?
Ken: Nah man, what if I fall and hurt myself!
Mike: You'll be fine. Quit acting like a sexson.
by Michael Kenneth May 11, 2008
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