mood ring 

1. A pretty girl who seems like she likes you, but the next time you see her, she hates you
2. A pretty girl who would need to wear a mood ring for you to get a straight answer on how she feels
3. A girl accurately described by the Relient K song, "Mood Rings"

She liked me Wednesday, but now it's Friday and she has to wash her hair, she's such a mood ring.

mood ring by Dan Flores July 24, 2008

puss infected clit ring 

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

puss infected clit ring by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010

fuck off ring 

An engagement ring with a stone large enough that sends a clear message to any creeper to fuck off (and provides a visual statement explaining to him that he doesn't have enough money to play).

DJ: Wow, that's a hot bitch right there son.
DJ's Friend: OMG, check that fuck off ring, that's like 3.5 carats G. That's worth at least one organ on the black market...

DJ: God damn it, why must I work at burger king! But I'm certain my dick must be bigger than his, right? :/

fuck off ring by Epoc Personal August 27, 2011

Poo Ring

The crusty remains of the daily shit usually found around the batty crease or mouth for homosexuals

"Woah look at that dude his poo ring looms like a brown crusty donut"

"Rhys bruv your such a poo ring go get some friends"

Poo Ring by Sir Shagalot July 30, 2008

eat ring

basically telling someone to eat your ass.

Dale: "(Festivey) isnt a word you wierdo"

Carl then finds Festivey on Urban Dictionary, shows Dale and says:

"Eat ring (ass face)"

eat ring by CarlWalsh December 12, 2006

blowing an o-ring 

When the lips of your anus, which form an "O", stretch to such an extent due to hours on the toilet, the "O" of your anal lips tear. Thus, you have blown your O-Ring, as well as lost your anal virginity.

"OH GOD! MY ANUS!"

"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"

*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*

blowing an o-ring by Sustin Ramham March 23, 2015

tit-ring 

A tit-ring is a metal ring that some guys get when they have a tit pierced.

I'm bi, but some of the other cadets think I'm gay because I have a gold tit-ring in my right tit!

tit-ring by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020