psychic vampire

Basically, a term by which insecure freaks describe various other people, as a way of explaining depression and anxiety caused by their own insecurities. Characteristics of people prone to identify psychic vampires are:

1. Goths and other freakish ass-clowns who dress in black and think that writing bad poetry makes them "deep".

2. Insecure manic depressives who think that they couldn't possibly be depressed because they are worthless gits, therefore it must be those pesky "psychic vampires" again.

Person 1: Hey that guy is a real psychic vampire. I always feel drained and depressed when I'm around him.
Person 2: Perhaps it's time you got a life and stopped being a self-obsessed ass-goblin.
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Person 1: Help! The guy with me is a real psychic vampire!
Person 2: Hey, I didn't know you'd become a goth.
Person 1: Sure. Would you like to hear some bad poetry?

by Big Bad Mark January 25, 2005

psychologists

Useless.

Aha! There goes another useless psychologist!

by victorhadin March 27, 2003

psyc-hoe

a hoe that acts in a psycho manner

that psyc-hoe is a total fucking spaz who burns all your shit after you break up with her

by nail-bat February 24, 2009

psycholy

So psycho or psychedelic it's holy.

My mind be trippin' on dat psycholy shit.

by babaganoush00 June 8, 2009

psyjology

Adjusting the psyche to a more jolly frame of mind

What is psyjology other than elevating the mood and raising the spirit?

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

Psychogenesis

Birth of a mind, or new style of thinking.

unhappy people may undergo psychogenesis and become mentally or socially "different"

by 3000labels May 20, 2010

Psych Like

This is the action of liking something on facebook and then immediately unliking it so that the person gets a notification that you liked their post, but when they check, they realize that you haven't

I saw that you psych liked my post. War has now been declared.

by Soi Soi September 19, 2010