promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.

(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"

by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009

Promblem

Any problems relating to or as a result of the high school prom, i.e. you chipped a nail before the prom, your limo which was going to take you to the prom got a flat tire, your prom date turned out to be a huge d-bag, etc.

Sarah: "Stacy! I just got my dress back from the tailor and it's 8 inches too short!"

Stacy: "Why don't you whine to someone else about your promblems. I have better shit to do."

by Leuer September 8, 2009

proma

Any drama, relating to or caused by a prom.

Suzie and Jimmy were totally gonna go to prom together, then Suzie started getting with Antoine, so much stupid proma.

by fredfredburgur May 4, 2011

Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

white promise

Type of lie meant for a large audience to get elected and sound trustworthy.

All political agendas have white promises behind them.
we will lower your taxes is the biggest white promise for every elected official.

by fear is only an illusion April 27, 2015

No promises

It means no promises- pretty self-explanitory.

I'm going to camp next year, no promises.

by JustTwi October 22, 2018

promaculiadoit

Promaculiadoit(PRO-MA-CUE-LE-A-DOIT) -
the lowest possible level of dumb and insignificant. see alsoidiot, moron, ignoramus, nimrod.

You stupid little promaculiadoit, you wasted half a second of my time.

by paul ishak September 3, 2005