Skip to main content

penguin

a fish that looks like a bird. a bird does not swim under water and can usually fly. fish however swim under water and dont fly, just like penguins.
any penguin in the world
by Schaeffer May 22, 2005
mugGet the penguin mug.

Naughty Penguin

When a woman is sucking your dick, and then you throw up in her mouth. After that you spread your butt cheeks and she spits the vomit in your butt,and then after all that you clap your butt cheeks together.
Dan: "Caleb why were you late to the meeting"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"

Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"
by Waskar February 21, 2011
mugGet the Naughty Penguin mug.

Pengina

A penis/vagina, a normal penis but with a vagina like slit and one un-descend testicle. Commonly found on germans.
My Pengina hurts...
by JHensel June 1, 2009
mugGet the Pengina mug.

club penguin

A fun little game where children can make a penguin, make new friends, and go on fun adventures.
go to clubpenguin.com
club penguin club penguin!
You might also want to see Panfu.
by u2dvdbono September 5, 2010
mugGet the club penguin mug.

pendulum

a drum and bass trio.

whilst they do have some good songs, they are primarily a group that emos like putting on their phones to pretend that they like drum and bass, when what they actually mean is that they like a couple of pendulum songs and pretending to be ravers

the half decent mainstream songs that pendulum have released are being constantly overplayed on every form of public transport you sit on, until the opening bar of 'blood sugar' is enough to send you into a fit of rage that makes you want to take the phone off the stupid emo in front of you and ram it down their throat. but you don't, because you're not a half-adjusted social misfit like they are.

it's a shame, because pendulum do have some good songs, but their chart success has turned them into one of the most annoying bands ever. as soon as someone mentions 'pendulum' your first though will either be 'ooh they are kewl' or 'if this person starts saying how great tarantula is i'm going to batter them'
social misfit: lolz i like mega luvs pendulum, cos i am so into drum and bass, you know, its like im such a raver

someone normal: what pendulum do you like?

social misfit: tarnatula, that song is so wickid

someone normal: so what you mean is you like tarantula?

social misfit: no, i mean im like a drum and bass maniac, and id like totally do loads of drugs if i could. pendulum are like, sooo hardcore you know

someone normal: no they're not

social misfit: oh wat do you know, you r not an expert on this sort of music like i am

someone normal: actually im a dj

social misfit: no your not all my friends are rave djs nd they look nuthink like you you blagger
by the big p dawg February 26, 2008
mugGet the pendulum mug.

penguin fucker

One who fucks penguins. Usually in the anus.
by oOO ooOOOoooo its O June 15, 2004
mugGet the penguin fucker mug.

pengaling

an UGLY person
think of the word Gremlin,Gremlins are UGLY.Thats where it came from.
that brehs peng but whys he rollin wid dat next dude for,hes pengaling
by DA NANG 1 January 22, 2006
mugGet the pengaling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email