PML

alternative for FML, except it is Pudge MY Life
can be used in multiple ways

"I failed my test, PML!"
pudge my life!

by madebyTJ October 30, 2011

PMS

A condition that women make up, as excuse for being a total bitch once a month

I've got PMS, don't upset me for 3 days.

fuck off, im going down the pub.

by Nick1401 January 23, 2008

pm5k

"cool" slang abbv. for the metal band "Powerman 5000".

-"Did you know Rob Zomby's brother sings for pm5k?
-"Pm the what-fuck?
-Pwerman 5000... re-re

by comforteagle65 December 29, 2004

pmslolof

P***ing Myself Laughing Out Loud On (the) Floor.

Person 1: Your ex bf/gf has aids!
Person 2: Really, pmslolof!

by Chris (The one and only) May 8, 2006

PMS

Nick Photiadis

Dude I was acting totally like Nick Photiadus yesterday, I just needed to take some Mitol and chill out. Its like I was a woman who was PMSing or something.

by BLUE moo April 3, 2009

PMS

Angry and confused SMS sent by a girlfriend

I can't take it anymore, my girlfriend keeps sending me PMS on my cellphone

by Hugotohell March 19, 2009

PMS

Penis Mangina State

the act of tucking your wiener inbetween your ass cheeks for a state of dominance, normally done during or after sex. when this state is assumed you must slap the shaft of your penis and yell with brute force

*tucks wiener between ass cheeks* "AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time for pms!"

by Does it matter?????? April 10, 2009