turkish can opener 

when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex

After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.

turkish can opener by blank stare March 3, 2005

Turkish can opener 

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.

Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.

Turkish can opener by dragonbardlarp October 21, 2010

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

Opening a destruction company by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

opener 

An innocent phrase to pick up a girl

-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck

opener by dildo777 July 25, 2018

bottle opener 

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

bottle opener by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

openstache

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It took me hours of trouble shooting to realize all I was missing the openstache.

openstache by BeanEMcBeanerson March 10, 2010

opening windows 

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

opening windows by thelunchtable June 10, 2011