by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 21, 2022
To be flatchested but have 4 nips
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by Aannoyingindividual March 17, 2022
If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
by XXACIOUS October 06, 2020
A British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)
Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*
-A Little Sketchy Episode 12
EXAMPLE 2:
British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"
EXAMPLE 3:
British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
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