Toasted

Getting high off your ass. With weed. Just weed. Not alcohol. It’s not a regional thing.

Emily: Toasted means getting drunk.

Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.

by J_C_W March 7, 2020

Banutter Toast

Beckman's Whole Wheat Sour Dough bread toasted until slightly brown but still soft. Smothered in butter and a few slices of banana.

Banutter = banana butter

"Bro, lets make some Banutter Toast"

"Yeeee sound bomb"

by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011

mildly toasted

the act of insulting someone to the point where it is not a roast but isn't a bad insult.

Jeff: "Bro I fucked like 20 bitches this week!"
Jim: "Bitch, your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes straight from your mouth."
Jack: "Damn, Jeff got mildly toasted!"

by dicklover2169 October 10, 2016

Toast

The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the thought of a crispy, warm toast. How it crunches when you bite it, the way the butter melts into it and how you can literally put everything on top.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.

Don’t talk to me I haven’t have my toast yet.

by A sun November 20, 2021

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023

Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.

Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.

by Bobhiggleton101 October 10, 2016

octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.

that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast

by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017