Obamacide

An individual taking his or her own life due to feelings of deep dispair and depression since Barack Obama has been elected President of the United States.

That dude who live next door to me commited Obamacide after he saw the results of the election!

by midisection March 22, 2009

President Obama

President elect of the United States 2008-2016. A man who gets no credit for anything that goes right in America and gets the blame for every conceivable thing that goes wrong. Everything from the Benghazi attack, to the drunken neighbor rummaging through your garbage, to the hooker who gave you crabs, it's all Obama's fault, at least according to partisan hacks on the far-right.

Those of us not living in a vacuous bubble can see through the corporate media smokescreen and recognize his many accomplishments. Of course his presidency has been far from perfect, but it is not the complete disaster the right-wing noise machine wants you to believe, either.

Early 2009: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time low of 6,500 points
Tea party: That kenyan muslim socialist is ruining the economy!

May 2, 2011: After nearly 10 years on the run, Osama Bin Laden is finally captured and killed
Tea party: ...

September 11, 2012: The American consulate at Benghazi, Libya is attacked
Tea party: OBAMA'S FAULT!! IMPEACH!!!!!

October 29, 2012: Hurricane Sandy devastates the east coast of the U.S.
Tea party: OBAMA CREATED THE STORM WITH HAARP TO WIN THE ELECTION!!!

November 2013: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time high of 16,000 points on the anniversary of President Obama's reelection
Tea party: ...

by PhrostyPhil November 30, 2013

Obamage

A mix of the words "Obama" and "pwnage", Obamage is a word that describes the sheer awesomeness of this president's landslide victory and it indicates a hope for his equally awesome domination of not only American politics but also American life in general.

My God, did you see how badly McCain lost in the election? Total Obamage!

by Nnnnmmm March 18, 2009

To Obama

Failure to fix a broken system by relying on the same people who broke it.

His fear to Obama the change needed prompted him to hire an entire new team.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

Sucking obama's dick

To pay taxes

Guy 1: yo man u gunna pay taxes homie? Guy 2: na homie g, I don't wanna be sucking obama's dick

by Easy e on ur mom66699 April 10, 2010

drinkin on obama

Drinkin white and brown liqour. (Waka Flocka)

Im goin hard; drinkin on Obama and smokin on Osama.

by QQSippinn May 4, 2011

Obama Fest

A day taken to celebrate the absolute wonder which is today's Messiah, Barack Obama. Either inauguration day or election day or whatever day you particularly want to celebrate

"Hey man, wanna go do something?"
"Nah man, I'm taking a day to celebrate Obama Fest"

by laksjdbf January 22, 2009